cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
awesomephilia: A girl walks into a doctor’s office and the girl goes, “Doc, you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Tumblr!” The doctor goes, “I’m sorry… I don’t follow you.”
condommodel: when u find out someone that u think is cute thinks ur cute and ur like
When you go to someone else's house and they're...
laugh-addict: “Sorry for the mess”
wickedlydeeper: sariandra: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Being 30+ on Tumblr Being 40+ on tumblr
My friends are already drunk
They’ve called me 4times on the runway asking where am I.
I’m going on vacation for a few days. I’m going to dump. Some stuff in the Que from my drafts. I have a crap load of pics I could post too… I’m hoping the cruise ship has some WiFi so I can get a hit every so often. Stare at some of your selfies ;) if not see you on Monday!
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
mech-tech: reblogthings: that is a sad number of reblogs
daviddthaxton: My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
That Awakard moment when you cant remember if you...
Anonymous asked: You seem to reblog a lot of white girl porn... is that what you are into? No offense. Just didnt know of a better way to phrase that...
partytilfajr: Stop being afraid of The Qur’an. It was meant for you to read, not for other people to tell you about It.