When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But...– Albert Einstein (via eruditionanimaladoration)
im such an insensitive ass...
this woman is on the news crying tears of joy after she dropped her retarded son off at ESP(extra special people inc.)he didnt want anyone touching him. Then when she picked him up he was smiling and singing backstreet boys. and all i could think during this touching moment is “why the hell are they listening to the backstreet boys???”
Import Alliance Pics!!! →
so ive got over 80 pics from the car show… do you guys REALLY want me to post each one here or can you just click the “import alliance” for the link to my G+ album link above?
April F*ing Up
Me: Giraffes to Dispatch.
Dispatch: This is Dispatch.
Me: Could you give me a current weather status please.
Dispatch: 10-4 ......... Currency Report is 47 degrees wind chill 40 degrees for April 22nd.
Me: 10-4 Giraffes will not be on exhibiting til we reach upper 40s wind chill so can you give us a heads up?
Dispatch: Man April you F*ing Up.
Me: Yea April F*ing up
Me: Maybe its --
Phone: New Message from irrelevant person
Me: Resents that person for all of eternity for bringing my hopes up for nothing
Love is a serious mental disease.– Plato
sssoooo i told my boss i need some help...
he hires a legally death kid and a Laos who barely speaks engerish….. -__- …. I CANT DO SHIT WITH THESE TWO!! (/ .□.)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)