May 2012
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
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“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But...”
– Albert Einstein (via eruditionanimaladoration)
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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im such an insensitive ass...
this woman is on the news crying tears of joy after she dropped her retarded son off at ESP(extra special people inc.)he didnt want anyone touching him. Then when she picked him up he was smiling and singing backstreet boys. and all i could think during this touching moment is “why the hell are they listening to the backstreet boys???”
Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Import Alliance Pics!!! →
so ive got over 80 pics from the car show… do you guys REALLY want me to post each one here or can you just click the “import alliance” for the link to my G+ album link above?
Apr 24th
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April F*ing Up
Me: Giraffes to Dispatch.
Dispatch: This is Dispatch.
Me: Could you give me a current weather status please.
Dispatch: 10-4 ......... Currency Report is 47 degrees wind chill 40 degrees for April 22nd.
Me: 10-4 Giraffes will not be on exhibiting til we reach upper 40s wind chill so can you give us a heads up?
Dispatch: Man April you F*ing Up.
Me: Yea April F*ing up
Apr 23rd
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Phone Vibrates
Me: Maybe its --
Phone: New Message from irrelevant person
Me: Resents that person for all of eternity for bringing my hopes up for nothing
Apr 23rd
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“Love is a serious mental disease.”
– Plato
Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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sssoooo i told my boss i need some help...
 he hires a legally death kid and a Laos who barely speaks engerish….. -__- …. I CANT DO SHIT WITH THESE TWO!!  (/ .□.)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /(.□. \) 
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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