“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think its two hours. That’s relativity.”—Albert Einstein (via eruditionanimaladoration)
this woman is on the news crying tears of joy after she dropped her retarded son off at ESP(extra special people inc.)he didnt want anyone touching him. Then when she picked him up he was smiling and singing backstreet boys.
and all i could think during this touching moment is “why the hell are they listening to the backstreet boys???”