• Me: I will never find anyone. Im going to be alone forever.
  • Tumblr: Here's someone
  • Me: oh..
  • Tumblr: They have the same interest..
  • Me: Really?
  • Tumblr: hate the same things...
  • Me: Nice.
  • Tumblr: They ship all your OTPs
  • Me: WHAT!?
  • Tumblr: They like to read and eat the same things
  • Me: AWESOME
  • Tumblr: They are very attractive
  • Me: GTFO
  • Tumblr: AND they think you are cute
  • Me: OMG WHERE ARE THEY
  • Tumblr: 22 hours away on the other side of the world.
  • =/

That moment when..

You realize you forgot to charge your phone overnight

and now you just got the low battery message

and you forgot your charger

and you have 6 more hours until you can go home

and all your friends have iphones but you have an android

and you are having a good text convo with your crush

theodorepython:

outlaw-monarch:

theodorepython:

lordgrumpy:

adamusprime:

you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet

at a friend’s house

During a fancy party.

And that’s the only bathroom.

And there’s a line.

and your crush is right outside the door.

(via egyptianprincess)

ssssoooooo….

just dropped my phone for the last time trying to take a vid of the giraffes =/

the-vegan-muser:

guyz
aye told u

oh plz this is just silly. LOL can mean whatever you want it to mean:
Laugh Out Loud
Little Old Ladies
Lots Of Love 
Land O Lakes
Living on Lipitor
Leg Of Lamb.
you cant stop saying something just because another group of people use it another way. hell on our vacation/time off request slips, under reasons we have a box labeled FML… So you think they’d let me take off cuz i cant deal with life so im like Fuck my life i need time off…. No FML stands for family medical leave.

the-vegan-muser:

guyz

aye told u

oh plz this is just silly. LOL can mean whatever you want it to mean:

Laugh Out Loud

Little Old Ladies

Lots Of Love 

Land O Lakes

Living on Lipitor

Leg Of Lamb.

you cant stop saying something just because another group of people use it another way. hell on our vacation/time off request slips, under reasons we have a box labeled FML… So you think they’d let me take off cuz i cant deal with life so im like Fuck my life i need time off…. No FML stands for family medical leave.

#Adulthood #Blows

#Adulthood #Blows

(via awesomephilia)

salemanders:

MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE

every one of my followers are so damn cute and NONE in a city within 100miles of me

Tumblr is a cruel sociological experment on the theory that is “the story of my life”

(via hawt-horn-mel-deactivated201211)

Watching TV with my mother

  • Mother: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.... 20min later ... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
  • *Plot Twist on Show*
  • Mother: what just happened??..... Anyways like I was saying blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
  • -_____-

sssssoooooo my biceps are too big…

 for my new quarter short sleeve button down… i would be happy about this if its wasnt for the fact i’ve exchanged this dam shirt ONCE already (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

Now my mom asked if I wanted to ride with her to buy some shoes “right quick” …

… We drove damn near 45mins… FOR SOME SANDALS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻