Life is and has always been basic. Its society that keeps getting more and moe complex~RonRacer ...MyDriverRonRacer(yes say the whole thing, like ApimpNamedSlickBack) Down South Georgia Boy stems from the fact that I am always the driver. plus i like to race the mean streets of atl…. so there you have it… the about me section is done right??? what else am i suppose to say here……. fill in the blanks be the butterfly and go twice as high..
My mom says my priorities are all wrong and that’s why I’m still single. She’s right, I just want to get married so she will stop asking when am I going to get married.
iknow my mom is From the #Hood because she ALWAYS buys hotdogs but no buns. We out the trap this hotdog, regular bread struggle is pointless
- Mom calls: Hi.
- Me: Hey what's up?
- Mom: So when are you going to get married and have me some grandbabies?
- My Mom on the racist argument of names: I dont see why all this white people are talking about sweet little Quvenzhane's name and how hard it is to spell, Have you ever tried to spell a jews last name?
why doesnt my mom understand i cant ansswer my phone at work?
I totally know that feeling!
I mean she legitimately suggested that i just tell people “Its my mom hold on”
Wow. At my old job my mom would call knowing I was in the floor with customers and my phone would go off a few times and then I would go to the bathroom and listen to the voice mail and its something like “just wanted to see if you were coming home for dinner”
I always know when my mom is watching the news because I she text me with random slang terms:
“I hope you are not going somewhere to meet molly and thizz blueberries.”
idk where this party but i need the address
- Me(talknig to my mom): Bring some vanilla bean ice cream.
- Mom: You mean vanilla?
- Me: No. there's a huge difference between vanilla and vanilla bean.
- Mom: Its both vanilla. So why cant you just get the vanilla.
- Me: Its different kinds. Vanilla isnt just vanilla anymore.
- Mom: Like what?
- Me: French vanilla..
- Mom: And?
- Me: VANILLA BEAN!
- Mom: You're going to marry a white woman arent you.
- wut =/
Levels of Interrogation from my Mother
- Level 1: So how is ________(Insert every friend of opposite sex)? they've always been my favorite.
- Level 2: You know ________(Insert all of her friends) kids are married with kids now.
- Level 3: Whatever happened to _______(Insert anyone she thought i was dating)? Why arent you calling them now?
- Level 4: You know _____(Insert any unattractive person you know) is single? what dont you date them?
- Level 5: What about them (Points to stranger) whats wrong with that person? you should go talk to them
There is one common goal we all share as humans. One idea that is the collective driving force for social evolution.
Please God dont let me be like my parents
- My friends: Hi.
- My Mom: Why dont you marry them?
- My coworkers: Hi
- My Mom: Why dont you marry them?
- Food Server: Hi
- My Mom: Why dont you marry them?
- People in the street: Hi
- My Mom: Why dont you marry them?
- Fast food employee: Hi
- My Mom: Why dont you marry them?
- Starts new relationship
- My Mom: You should marry them.
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